Tis me. Tis Tis Ohohoho!

supernaturally-marvelous:

twinkletwinklelittletardis:

ifell-through-theice:

marco-the-cutie:

allmysecretdaydreams:

How is this not the best thing? No period AND you get to be a guy for a week

I GET TO HAVE A DICK FOR A WEEK??? SIGN ME UP

*Presses the button like no tomorrow*

THINK OF THE COSPLAY OPPORTUNITIES

if someone asks me what the girls on tumblr are like, i’m showing them this post

supernaturally-marvelous:

twinkletwinklelittletardis:

ifell-through-theice:

marco-the-cutie:

allmysecretdaydreams:

How is this not the best thing? No period AND you get to be a guy for a week

I GET TO HAVE A DICK FOR A WEEK??? SIGN ME UP

*Presses the button like no tomorrow*

THINK OF THE COSPLAY OPPORTUNITIES

if someone asks me what the girls on tumblr are like, i’m showing them this post

  • Baby: m..m..m-
  • Mother: memes?
  • Baby: mama
  • Mother:
  • Mother: that's not gonna get me any notes you little disappointment

elvenfetich:

Trying to write a fanfic

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Someone saying they love it on the first chapter 

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i-nanity:

societycallsmeugly:

s0methinggay:

joealder:

cancerously:

lovingatyler:

Oh…
So this…WASN’T filmed on…….a soundstage?
Oh.
This is most def creepy as fuck.

sorry but can you imagine driving by one day and just seeing the fucking teletubbies out your window
like they turn to look at you and you just fucking GUN IT because oHGOD THEY’RE COMING FOR YOU

Welcome.
Welcome to AREA FUCKING 51.

Dude, mind blown man. 

weird

i think the red one is peeing

i-nanity:

societycallsmeugly:

s0methinggay:

joealder:

cancerously:

lovingatyler:

Oh…

So this…
WASN’T filmed on…
….a soundstage?

Oh.

This is most def creepy as fuck.

sorry but can you imagine driving by one day and just seeing the fucking teletubbies out your window

like they turn to look at you and you just fucking GUN IT because oHGOD THEY’RE COMING FOR YOU

Welcome.

Welcome to AREA FUCKING 51.

Dude, mind blown man. 

weird

i think the red one is peeing

(Source: makeitlouder)

(Source: burntdowntrees)

teamrocketing:

before humans and dogs were friends who fixed dog ears when they went inside out

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

armadillo:

REAL TALK IF THERES A FIRE AT MY SCHOOL I AM NOT WALKING IN AN ORDERLY FASHION AND THEN GETTING MY NAME MARKED OFF IM RUNNING FOR MY LIFE AND IM TAKING MY GOD DAMN BAG WITH ME 

one time there was an unscheduled fire alarm and i just happened to have my bag on my shoulder when it went off so my teacher made me go back into what, to his knowledge, was a burning building so i could put my bag back

(Source: bastille)

starscreamsswayinghips:

skymachine:

can u imagine tfp wheeljack making dinobots. he’d do it entirely by accident and hed be like ‘hmm. okay. cool’

"well that didn’t turn out how I expected, but I ain’t calling it a failure just yet."

scartons:

edlerpricey:

as-seen-on-disney:

elphabaoftheopera:

I feel like the Mormons should work at Monsters Inc. but instead of scaring people they just try to convert them. 

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I just showed this to my Mormon friend who’s about to leave on her mission and she’s crying from laughing so hard.

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hello
my name is elder price